JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 12th March, 2014 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com
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Confession
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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to  
celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans  
forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is  
something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me  
that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our 
children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have 
been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped  
for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I  
must know, did he have a different father?" 
 
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the  
eye, she paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he  
did." 
 
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was 
admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear  
in his eye he asks, "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?" 
 
Again, the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first 
as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her 
husband. Then, finally, she says: "You." 
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