JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 20th September, 2016 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com
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The Horse Show
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse,
running his hands up and down the horse's legs and
rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
"Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses,
I have to make sure that they are healthy and in
good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the
UPS guy wants to buy Mom..."
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