Thursday, June 18, 2009

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 18th June, 2009

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 18th June, 2009 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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Oliver Twist
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Dave and his new wife had just returned from his honeymoon and was settling down in their new apartment.

Coming home from work one night the landlady met Dave in the hallway and said, "I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your new bride would like to have them?"

"I'll ask her," Dave responded. He opened the door to his apartment and called out, "Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?"

"No way!!," his bride retorted, "If you show me one more trick with that thing, I'm going home to my Mother!"

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