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Tiger Woods
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Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf
club is his wife.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can
drive a ball 400 yards.
Ping just offered Tiger Woods' wife an endorsement contract
pushing her own set of drivers. They'll be named Elin Woods "the
clubs you can beat Tiger with."
News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about
Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it "Crouching Tiger, Hidden
Hydrant."
Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he
said that "this was the closest shave I have had yet."
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the
second hole.
It's not often that Tiger Woods starts out with a bad drive,
hits a water hazard, and ends up in the trees.
It's the first time Tiger's driven less then 250 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the
morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. Apparently
he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
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