Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 14th April, 2010

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 14th April, 2010 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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In Honor of Stupid People
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...some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1.On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

2.On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

3.On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"

4.On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

5.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

6.On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

7.On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

8.On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

9.On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

10.On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

11.On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

12.On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

13.On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

14.On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

15.On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals

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