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Before the Fight Starts
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A guy runs into a bar all out of breath. He says to the bartender, "Quick, give me a drink before the fight starts".
The bartender pours him a drink, the guy gulps in down, runs to the door, looks left and right, then runs back to the bar and says, "Quick, give me a another drink before the fight starts".
The bartender pours him another drink, he gulps it down, then runs to the door and once again looks to the left and then to the right, then comes back to the bar and says, "Quick, give me a another drink before the fight starts".
The bartender pours the drink, then says, "What fight are you talking about"?
The guy says, "The fight between you and me. I can't pay for the drinks".
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