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Two Old Drunks
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Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says,
"Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection,
I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.
By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried
really hard.
By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five degrees, no
problem.
I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just
one hand."
"So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?"
"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get."
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