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Nuthouse Suicide
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After hearing that one of the patients in a
mental hospital had saved another from a
suicide attempt by pulling him out of a
bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer's
file and called him into his office.
"Mr. James, your records and your heroic
behaviour indicate that you're ready to go
home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved
later killed himself with a rope around the
neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. James
replied. "I hung him up to dry."
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