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Blonde Phone Call
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"Hi Mom, How are you?"
"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace
Hardware"
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"
"What happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."
"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"
"Well it wasn't my fault.Dad told me to find a Black & Decker ."
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