Monday, March 4, 2013

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 4th March, 2013

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 4th March, 2013 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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Heart Disease
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In Japan, the fat intake in the average Japanese diet is
very low and the heart disease ratio is lower than in North
America and the UK.

However, in France, the average fat intake is very high,
and yet, the heart disease ratio is lower than in North
America and the UK.

In India almost no one drinks red wine and the heart disease
ratio is lower than in North America and the UK.

In Spain, everybody drinks too much red wine and the heart
disease ratio is lower than in North America and the UK.

In Algeria, the average sexual activity ratio is very high and
the heart disease ratio is lower than in North America and the UK.

In Brazil, everybody has sex like crazy and the heart
disease ratio is lower than in North America and the UK.

In Austria, adults smoke 2 packs of cigarettes per day,
on average.

Conclusion: Drink, eat, smoke and screw all you want.
It's speaking English that kills you.




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