Thursday, February 27, 2014

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 27th February, 2014

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 27th February, 2014 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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The Gift
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On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

"No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!"



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