Saturday, October 18, 2014

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 18th October, 2014

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 18th October, 2014 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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Worms
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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his
5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor,
so he produced an experiment that involved a
glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.


"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said
the professor while putting a worm into the water.


The worm in the water writhed about, happy
as a worm in water could be. He then put the
second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and
writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to
the bottom, dead as a doornail.


"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?"
the professor asked.


Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised
his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink
whiskey and you won't get worms."







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