Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 11th February, 2015

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 11th February, 2015 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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The Library
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A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"


The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"




All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology,
and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"




The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"




All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.




The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".



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