Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 7th March, 2015

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Doctor's Check Up
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A women accompanied her husband to the doctor's
office. After his checkup, the doctor called
the wife into his office alone. He said, "If
you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die:


1. Each morning , fix him a healthy breakfast.


2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good
mood.


3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.


4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice
meal.


5. Don't burden him with chores as he probably
had a hard day.


6. Don't discuss your problems with him.


On the way home, the husband asked his wife
what the doctor said to her.

"You're going to die," she replied.





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