Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 23rd October, 2015

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How Old Am I?
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The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming
for a long time. She decided to get his attention.
"Johnny," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles
around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how
old am I?

"Thirty-four," Johnny answered unhesitatingly.

The teacher replied "Well, that's not far from
my actual age. Tell me...how did you guess?"

Oh, there's nothing to it," Johnny said. "My
big sister is seventeen and she's only half-crazy."





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