Saturday, December 12, 2015

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 12th December, 2015 Joke of the day - 12th December, 2015 -


A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day and
the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was
working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the

The woman chose to ignore her husband

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely
brushes him off, "What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
big-ass grill for one little weenie ?"


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