Sunday, March 13, 2016

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 13th March, 2016 Joke of the day - 13th March, 2016 -

How is Your Connection with God?

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything
seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How
is your connection with God?''

And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond,
he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the
bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he
turns it back off.''

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.
He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about
your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he
needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it
off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''

And she says, ''That idiot, he's been pissing in the fridge!''


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