Saturday, October 8, 2016

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 8th October, 2016

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 8th October, 2016 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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Fabric Counter
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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy
this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly
measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said. "Grandpa pay the man."










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