Friday, December 23, 2016

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 23rd December, 2016 Joke of the day - 23rd December, 2016 -

Arrogance is Equal to Stupidity

Louisiana Highway Department employees stopped at a farm and talked
with an old farmer. The man in charge told the farmer, 'We need to inspect
your farm for a possible new road.'

The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there.'

The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card and
said, 'I have the authority of the State of Louisiana to go anywhere I want.
See this card? I will go wherever I wish.'

So the old farmer went about his chores.
It wasn't too much later when the farmer heard loud screams and yelling.

He looked over and saw several Highway Department employees running for
their lives and right behind was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than a hornet's nest and was gaining on the Highway employees at every step.

The old farmer yelled out, 'Show him your card, Smart *ss.... Show him
your card!!


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