Saturday, February 18, 2017

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 18th February, 2017

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 18th February, 2017 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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5 Rules
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1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.



2. Forgive your enemies but remember their name.



3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.



4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.



5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk!





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