Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 6th April, 2017

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Three Pennies
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A New Hampshireman stops by a cafe for
breakfast. After paying the tab, he checks
his pockets and leaves his tip--three pennies.

As he strides toward the door, his waitress
muses, only half to herself: "You know, you
can tell a lot about a man by the tip he
leaves."

The man turns around, curiosity getting the
better of him. "Oh, really? Tell me, what
does my tip say?"

"Well, this penny tells me you're a thrifty
man." Barely able to conceal his pride, the
man utters "Hmm, true enough."

"And this penny, it tells me you're a bachelor."
Surprised at her perception, he says, "Well,
that's true, too."

"And the third penny tells me that your father
was one, too."






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