Sunday, July 2, 2017

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 2nd July, 2017 Joke of the day - 2nd July, 2017 -

Employee Performance Evaluations


1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached
rock bottom and has started to dig."

2. "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of
morbid curiosity."

3. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

4. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been,
but more of a definite won't be."

5. "Works well when under constant supervision and
when cornered like a rat in a trap."

6. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only
to change feet."

7. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

8. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

9. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails
to achieve them."

10. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of
an idiot."

11. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he
starts, the better."

12. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to
hold it all together."

13. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an
ordinary ignoramus."

14. "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."

15. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

16. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

17. "He's been working with glue too much."

18. "He would argue with a signpost."

19. "He has a knack for making strangers immediately."

20. "He brings joy whenever he leaves the room."

21. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

22. "If you see two people talking and one looks
bored, he's the other one."

23. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover
glued on."

24. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

25. "Donated his brain to science before he was done
using it."

26. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the
train isn't coming."

27. "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out
looking for it."

28. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be
watered twice a week."

29. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd
get change."

30. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear
the ocean."

31. "It's hard to believe that he/she beat out
1,000,000 other sperm."

32. "One neuron short of a synapse."

33. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he
only gargled."

34. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."


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