Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 27th October, 2020

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Pet Fish
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A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man," Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

" Naw, sir" , replied the redneck." I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

" Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let" em swim" round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take" em home."

" That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said," It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."

" O. K.." , said the warden." I've got to see this!"

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says," Well?"

" Well, what?" , says the redneck.

The warden says," When are you going to call them back?"

" Call who back?"

"The FISH" , replied the warden!

" What fish?" , replied the redneck.


Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.




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