Thursday, August 20, 2009

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 20th August, 2009

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 20th August, 2009 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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A Mormon & an Irishman
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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London .
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman
asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a
choice."


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