Saturday, August 29, 2009

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 29th August, 2009

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 29th August, 2009 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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You Know It's Time to Diet When..
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* You dance and it makes the band skip.

* You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

* You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

* You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

* Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

* You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

* You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

* You could sell shade.

* Your blood type is Ragu.

* You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.


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