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Little Johnny
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During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the
students, one by one. by one.
"Peter, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she
asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go piss."
The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you Michael, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice
to say the word bathroom at the table." "And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once
and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to meet after supper."
The teacher fainted..
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