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Kite's Tail
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A man is in his front yard attempting to fly
a kite with his son. However, every time the
kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing
back down.
This goes on for a while, when his wife sticks
her head out of the front door and yells, "You
need more tail."
The father turns to his son and says, "Son,
I'll never understand your mother. Yesterday,
I told her I needed more tail, and she told me
to go fly a kite!"
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