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The Tourist
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A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of
the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is.
"These, senor," replied the waiter in broken English, "are the
cojones, how you say, the testicles, of the bull killed in the ring
today."
The tourist swallowed hard but tasted the dish and thought it was
delicious. So he comes back the next evening and orders the same item.
When it is served, he says to the waiter, "These cojones, or whatever
you call them...are much smaller than the ones I had last night."
"Yes, senor," replied the waiter, "You see...the bull, he does not
always lose.
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