Sunday, May 29, 2011

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 29th May, 2011

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 29th May, 2011 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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Blonde Sayings
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I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
Alicia Silverstone

"Once someone asked me three words that best describe me and I said 'Loud, Louder, and Loudest.'"
Anastacia

"I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. I could have any man in the world."
Anna Kournikova

"He wanted to make me happy. My wish was his command."
Anna Nicole Smith

"Doesn't that hurt?" (on suicide bombers)
Anna Nicole Smith

"I'm not crazy, but it's a crazy life. I was raised in a crazy family and it took 31 years to get the crazy out of me."
Anne Heche

"What's so beautiful about breasts is their uniqueness. I don't understand the obsession with fakeness. It's a very odd thing, isn't it, to prefer fake and big to small and unique or just beautiful and real."
Anne Heche

"I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else."
Britney Spears

"I don't believe in sex before marriage. I go out with boys, and we kiss, but that's it."
Britney Spears

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Britney Spears

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