Monday, May 2, 2011

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 2nd May, 2011

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 2nd May, 2011 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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Dear Abby
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Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He cheated on me from the beginning,
and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone
knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job four years ago he hasn't even looked for a
new one. All he does is buy cigars, play golf, cruise around, and shoot
the breeze with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter graduated from college he doesn't even pretend to
like me and hints that I am a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore.
You're a United States Senator from New York, act like it.


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