Thursday, December 15, 2011

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 15th December, 2011

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 15th December, 2011 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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The Fortune Teller
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A man goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your wife will die a violent and horrible
death this year."

Visibly shaken, the man stares at the fortune teller's lined face,
then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

He took a few deep breaths to compose himself. He simply had to know. He met the fortune-teller's gaze, steadied his voice, and asked his question:

"Will I be found guilty?"


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