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Three Little Pigs
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little
Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig
was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read,
"...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw
and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my
house?" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think
that man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said
'Holy Sh*t! A talking pig!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next
10 minutes.
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