Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 21st November, 2016

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Smoking in the Rain
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two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It
Started To Rain. One Of The Ladies Pulled Out A Condom, Cut Off The
End,Put it Over Her Cigarette, And Continued Smoking.

Lady 1: What's That?

Lady 2: A Condom. This Way My Cigarette Doesn't Get Wet.

Lady 1: Where Did You Get It?

Lady 2: You Can Get Them At Any Drugstore.

The Next Day, Lady 1 Hobbles Herself Into The Local Drugstore And Announces
To The Pharmacist That She Wants A Box Of Condoms. The Guy, Obviously
Embarrassed, Looks At Her Kind Of Strangely (She Is, After All, Over 80
Years Of Age), But Very Delicately Asks What Brand She Prefers.

"Doesn't Matter, Son, As Long As It Fits A Camel."





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