Sunday, November 6, 2016

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 6th November, 2016 Joke of the day - 6th November, 2016 -

You Know You're in California When...

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.

You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on
a conversation in English.

Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,
and is named Breeze.

You can't pot illegal?

You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian

You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

You can't pot illegal?

A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps.
You don't even notice.

Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the
baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS
George Clooney.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

You can't pot illegal?

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station
about "STORM WATCH."

You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy

Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.

You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cell phones or pagers.

It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

Both you AND your dog have therapists.

You can't remember...... is pot illegal???????


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