Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 10th January, 2017

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Facebook
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I am trying to make friends outside of
Facebook while applying the same principles.

therefore, every day I walk down the
street and tell passers-by what I have eaten,
how I feel at the moment, what I have done
the night before, what I will do later and with whom.

I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of
me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering
the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around
town, having lunch and doing what anybody and
everybody does everyday.

I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up"
and tell them I like them.

And it works just like Facebook! I already have four
people following me:

Two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.




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