Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 14th January, 2017

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Trip to Texas
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Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker)
confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.

2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..

3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how
she fared.

"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called
a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over
that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is
unbelievable!

"And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about
athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They
ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the
horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them
to the ground! It is just incredible!"

They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

"Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the
condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"




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